Stekkjarstaur aka Sheep-Cote Clod, Appears on the 12 and hangs around until the 25th!

The first of them was Sheep-Cote Clod.
He came stiff as wood,
to prey upon the farmer’s sheep
as far as he could.

He wished to suck the ewes,
but it was no accident
he couldn’t; he had stiff knees
– not to convenient.

He arrives, the first of his brothers, and his most notable feature – aside from sheep-related depravity – is his legs. Note that they do not bend. His joints are so stiff that he cannot truly run, and must hobble along as if on stilts. This will make his particular activity especially unpleasant for the sheep. You see, he sucks their teats dry.

Defense Against Sheep-Cote Clod:

• Guard the sheep throughout the night
• Milk them dry first and then don’t give a shit
• Knee-high obstacles which he will be comically unable to jump or step over
• Don’t own sheep (they are fuckers anyway)